math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
Just told my mom if she knew what I got on my exams half the time, she wouldn’t sleep at night. LOLZ. SO TRUE.
So excited to go to Shen’s softball senior night tonight with Jessie! It’s the first thing I’ve gotten to do for Deanna and I’m pumped. RIP angel.
WHEN SOMEONE SEES ME WEARING SHORTS IN THE LAB